You know your relationship is on the rocks when. . .

Your other goes to buy milk and does not return for 3 days. (This usually happens on payday.)
Your other goes to work in one set of clothes and comes home in another.
The credit card bill comes in with the name of motels in the area.
Your other reeks of perfume or cologne other than yours.
Your other calls you by a different name when they are asleep.
You find clothes, you are sure, are not yours stuffed in the couch.
Your other goes bowling, without his/her bowling ball.
Your other has a new friend, and they swear they are just going for a walk.
Your other starts wearing jewelry that you had never seen before.
Your other only wants to be friends, till they want you again.

Don't cry. Don't feel bad. Simply GET EVEN!

Go back to my home page.
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